Yes it does cures headaches, prevents stomach bleeding and saves you from heart attacks; BUT its got some other silly uses too! Check it out: 

1. To remove persperation stains, dissolve two tablets in warm water and apply to affected area. To get the best results, keep soaked for a few hours before putting it in the waster.
   
   
2. An aspirin paste, 2 tablets crushed mixed with a little water, is a very good temporary fix for pimples. Apply the paste on the pimple, leave for few minutes, followed by thorough rinsing. Your pimples will be reduced in size, and less red and noticable. This is because aspirin is an astringent.
   
   
3. Using 2 crushed aspirin mixed with your daily shampoo can help Get Rid of Dandruff.
   
   
4. Ease your mosquito bites by rubbing an aspirin on them for a few minutes or by applying a tiny amount of paste on the affected area.
   
   
5. Tip number 4 can also be used for relieving bee stings.
   
   
6. A soluable aspirin may keep your flowers fresh. Just drop in the vase!
   
   
7. Remove grass stains, nicotine stains etc by mixing fresh lemon juice and a soluable aspirin. Rinse for a few minutes in a small bowl.
   
   
8. Mixed with your backyard compost, your aspirin tablet may prevent the formation of fungus around the roots.
   
   
9. An aspirin's acetylsalicylic acid may just save you one day when your car battery is dead and no one to is around to help. Dropping aspirin on the battery's terminals will create a reaction with it's sulfuric acid to produce a small charge just enough to get you to a service station.
   
   
10. You can treat your hard calluses by crushing four or five tablets, mixing it with a small solution of fresh lemon juice and warm water. Keep warm (by getting into a blacket, or wrapping a warm tower) for atleast 20 minutes. Try not to apply pressure on the applied area.
    
    
11. Treat sore throats by dissolving an aspirin in water. Gargle first, then swallow.
    
    
12. Stop bleeding due to shaving cuts by applying a solution of aspirin and water to the bleeding area.

All tips aside, you must take care of your self. 10% of people who suffer from asthama are also allergic to aspirin. Please visit your local doctor before applying any self-created, possibly harmful, pastes on yourself. This article does not take responsibility if any damages occur. You may not sue us.

If you have any more tips that I've missed, please comment them. I will make sure to give you credit!